Introducing The TANDY TRSH-80 Disposal Bot & Fusion Generator

The TRSH-80 fully automated disposal bot and portable fusion generator from TANDY Labs: “Garbage in … POWER OUT!”

Just pop open “Trashy’s” top, fill them up with whatever you have lying about (they are especially fond of organic material!), snap them closed and POW! Turn that goo into gold!

(TANDY Labs does not recommend defecating directly into the TRSH-80 Intelligent Disposal Bot.)

Batteries in the red? Hook any rechargeable device to one of the TRSH-80’s many convenient universal power ports and you’ll be back in the black in no time!

The TANDY TRSH-80 also comes with a number of accessory attachments for your convenience, including a powerful spotlight and an electric stun-gun for assistance with the unruly.